One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...
Persistency Act
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone...
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...
Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...
Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...
Taking Dweebonics Classes
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR KID IS TAKING DWEEBONICS CLASSES10. They tilt their head sideways...
Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Angering the Irishman
|Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.