Death by Job Title!
Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into...
Is There a Santa Claus?
Is There a Santa Claus?As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and...
Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?
Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?A: It did $100 million worth...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
A construction worker was whistling…
A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
Two men and one woman
Long, but pretty good:On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of...
A good student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...
Blonde Mechanics
A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked...