Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
Monk of little words.
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
There was once a wide mouth frog…
There was once a wide mouth frog. She had babies and she didn’t know...
Shipwrecked Saga -Dog and Man
A man and his dog are shipwrecked on a desert island. After exploring the...
Come In
A Jehovah’s Witness knocked on the front door of a home, and heard a...
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Marriage quotes 04
|My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home,...
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with…
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It...
The 3 Guys in a Plane
There were 3 guys in a plane. The plane was about to crash.They each...