Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Polak Locked His Keys In Car
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his...
Van and the Queen
Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at...
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
Ebonics 101
Welcome to EBONICS 101Herein follow a few terms to help you get started on...
Terminology
Important Legal When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the...
What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot of…
What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot...
The horny midget found that the best way…
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was...
The Russian who made a wish.
A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying...
Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...