A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won’t do...
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home…
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he’s driving a car,...
Where do frogs keep their treasure?
|Where do frogs keep their treasure?In a croak of gold at the end of...
Studying the twinkies
|In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual physical characteristics...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...
Contacting a friend
|Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other...
Obey the speed limit
|Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State...