Brain or muscles?
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo...
His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Doctor! Doctor!
A woman goes to the doctor’s and says, “Doctor, Doctor, you have to help...
I’m ignoring Y2K
|Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of...
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
Dimple and Flat Forehead
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
Are you talking to me?
|At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!