horse
This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
Save the country
A woman shows up at the white house in a trench coat and scarf...
Stupid Insults 10/31
Even a two button mouse gives him too many options. Evidence for the theory...
Doctor, Doctor!!!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a dog.Doctor: Sit on the couch and we...
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
The Cruise
A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week...
Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you...
Man and wife at the zoo
It’s a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at...