Mousework!
|What do mice do when they’re at home?Mousework!
Like a Woman
On a Trans-Atlantic Flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is...
In A Circle
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring.
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
On God’s Making a Woman
And God Created The WomanHe was so pleased with his creation that he calls...
YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!
Knock Knock Jokes 12
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alec! Alec who? Alec-tricity. Isn’t that a shock! Knock Knock...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....