After You
My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Hints he’s a bad Chiropractor
From Late Show with David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’ve Gone To a Bad Chiropractor10....
Polak At Guillotine
An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various...
In good hands?
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.One knight told his best friend...
Donald Duck
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.”Certainly, sir”...
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
|10. Lower corner of screen has the words “Etch-a-sketch” on it.9. It’s celebrity spokesman...
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...