Stock market report
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BAAAAH!
Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in...
yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Naming your child
|There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were...
You’re hired!
A guy goes in to apply at the U.S. Postal Service for a job.During...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Save the Yeasts
Save the Yeasts EVERY TIME A LOAF OF BREAD IS BAKED, APPROXIMATELY 150,000,000 YEASTS...
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
Hit Man
An executive with a new young wife and a yen for golf decided about...