A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
A priest and a lawyer are walking down…
A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street and seea small boy...
A Friend’s Prayer
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Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...
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The chieftain of a remote village flew to the United States to visit the...
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Application to date my daughter
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