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Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
Flying!
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Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...
What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?
Question: What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Answer:...
If she went out with me
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Really Stupid People
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The top ten signs that someone is using your e-mail account
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Men Have Two Faults
Women have their faults. Men have only two. Everything they say and everything they...
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians...