An Internet Christmas
|T’was the Internet Night Before Christmas’Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the...
Computers: Male or Female?
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...
Alligator and a Bet
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He...
Perfectly normal
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to...
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...
Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students…
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked...
Apple sues Apple Corp.
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton…
In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton, Woodward and Bernstein of Watergate...