Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but...
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma:An empty greyhound.
You\’re a Redneck if…
You Might Be A Redneck… …If your dad walks u to school ’cause you’re...
College Courses for Women
1…Silence, the final frontier – Where no woman has gone before.2…The undiscovered side of...
stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
Texan with a new car
|Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. “I know that smart aleck Tex,”...
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...
Marriage quotes 10
|I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over...