Corporate Travel Guidelines
Due to budget constraints, the following corporate policies are announced regarding employees traveling on...
The Trian!
A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have...
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
Lipstick Stains
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives...
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
What time is it?
On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas…
|They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on...
Be
A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he...
Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...