Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
yo momma so stupid
yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had...
Medium Smeduim!
For months, Mrs. Pitzel had been nagging her husband to go with her to...
IDIOTS & RETAIL
|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed...
NOTICE:
To make things easier for all of us, please notice this Important Notice About...
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand...
Boat
You might be a redneck if… Your boat has not left the driveway in...
There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...
Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...