How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
So you don not know Jack Schitt…
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Stupid master
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The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo…
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yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
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A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for...