Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
Signs and notices 12
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
Notice
NoticeTo make things easier for all of us, please notice this Important NoticeAbout Notices....
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
What’s an Australian kiss?
Q. What’s an Australian kiss?A. The same thing as a French kiss, only down...