If god had wanted us to run around naked…
If god had wanted us to run around naked,we would have been born that...
The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
On a very cold night…
On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the localbrothel and the...
What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom…
What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom...
Old local blacksmith
|An old blacksmith relized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Golfing with Doc…
I was playing golf with my doctor friend one day.He ALWAYS hit his drives...
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed…
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the...
A drill instructor at Airborne school was…
A drill instructor at Airborne school was lecturing a groupof new troops on making...
Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....