Macintosh Computers
MACINTOSH stands for…Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
Arkansas Crazy Law
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month....
Book shelf
Monica Lewinsky’s tell-all book about her affair with the U.S. Presidenthas, for one Winnipeg...
There was once a wide mouth frog…
There was once a wide mouth frog. She had babies and she didn’t know...
picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...
Some years ago
|Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a successful New York contractor, was standing on...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
The angry wife met her husband at the door…
The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and...