The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom…
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the...
Aren’t You Sorry?
An old woman saved a Fairy’s life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to...
Feminist Faux Pas
I don’t think the leading feminist realized what she was saying when she told...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Magician and Parrot
Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean....
On his Deathbed!
Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,”...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
On the Menu today!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar...