The price decides everything
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...
Do you know why the baby Jesus was not born in Iowa?
Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn’t born in Iowa? They couldn’t find...
tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
Why I Brought Her Home
A woman comes home from shopping and finds her husband in bed with another...
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
Blonde quickies 201-220
201. Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling ? A: A...
What do you do if your bank account stops working?
What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...