Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
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At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
Paddy and Seamus
|It was Paddy and Seamus giving the motorcycle a ride on a brisk autumn...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...
The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...
Macho Man
What is a more macho man?At the critical moment when he can’t get it...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Top Ten Most Violent Upcoming Movies
10. “Erin Brockovich Gets Her Face Chewed Off by Rats” 9. “Mary Poppins A...
Businessman is dying
|A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, “Bill, I want you...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...