George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VI
Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still...
I’ll just wait till the Garda get here
|An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night,...
Let Me See
A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded...
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear? A wind...
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
Woman’s translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
As US tourists in Israel…
As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting outsidea Bethlehem...
Having a baby.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was...
An offense
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over…
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over....