Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
How to break the nose of a blonde.
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo...
Knitting and driving
|A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up...
Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
Behind the Hedge
This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar. It...
A new type of fraud
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why did the boy…
Why did the boy take a ladder to school?It was a high school.
The Wrong Way
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...