What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
Majorly Busted
Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
Sunburnt Manhood
A certain young man finally got a date with a female of somewhat questionable...
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip…
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip.Upon arriving, he is visibly...
Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
Years of Bad Sex
A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and...
The Road Runner
The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other...