Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and…
What’s the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky’swardrobe?When you have a transvestite...
Living with the Wolf Man
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office....
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
Final Examination
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head...
Hockey
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...
Ideal Drinking Age
AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox
Life is cruel
What women want in a relationship: A handsome, loving professionalman who will just love...