half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
It is worth trying
A very well-built young lady was lying on her psychiatrist’s couch, telling him how...
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
A gun for my hubby.
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. “It`s for...
A young couple decided to wed…
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive....