Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was...
Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...
Ancient Chinese Torture
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a...
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
Proud father
When his wife gave birth to a healthy baby, a proud father went in...
Pass out in shock
|The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his...
Signs You’re Really Broke
American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course...
I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...