Chocolate is better than sex!
20 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex!1. You can GET chocolate.2. “If you...
I can do better than this!
|What did God say after he created man?I can do better than this!
irish … light bulb joke
How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?30, 2 to hold...
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...
CHECK THE BUFFETT!
In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So...
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
Who’s Fishing?
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her...