Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
I’d Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes...
Real news headlines 10
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. March Planned For...
Dealing with criminals
|A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was...
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub…
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
Haircut before Trip
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned...