Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil…
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the...
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day…
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually...
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor…
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says “Doctor, I...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane…
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying tothe Far East. Over...
A croakus!
|What’s a frogs favorite flower?A croakus!
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
Rubbers
What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire...