The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
Best For Dinner
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?A: Reservations.
Merry Christmas law
|Merry Christmas in Legal TermsPlease accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes...
Are the pilots flying blind?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
What do Arabs do on saturday night?
What do Arabs do on saturday night?They sit under palm trees and eat their...
A man went to the doctor to get a physical…
A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him,...
A fun game
While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door: Congratulations!...
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...