A woman’s random thoughts!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?Well, the light bulb is...
5 flies in the kitchen
|If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
Male translations
These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you...
What is the difference between hard and light?
What’s the difference between hard and light? – You can sleep with a light...
Defamation of character
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that...
Razorback Hogs
Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a...
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?There’s white...