The Contest with GOD!
There was a group of scientists and they were all sitting around discussing which...
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...
Social Security
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for . The...
Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...
He shouldn’t have asked!
MR. SMITH got himself a new secretary.She was young, sweet and pretty.One day, while...
imigration test
You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to...
Drinking on the job!
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics...
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? –...