Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God’s way of reminding men how inadequate they...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
No More Fooling!
A bridegroom, the first night he was in bed with his bride, said, “When...
Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket
Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?...
I Want to Buy That
|A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can...
A great new hearing aid
John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
When it gets hot
A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert....