What did Michael Jackson say when his cock…
Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys...
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.
Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
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Samples Needed
My boyfriend said that for his physical, the doctor needed a urine specimen, a...
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How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
A fellow in a bar notices a woman…
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on...
True Lawyer Statements
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A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
Government is there
|At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology...