Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
Caught napping…try this one!
Caught napping at work, school, or church…try this one.Guaranteed to work!Just pick your head...
Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
Panda Bear
What is black and white and red all over? A panda bear with diaper...
Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
Men And Ceramic Tiles
What do ceramic tile and men have in common?If you lay them right the...
Revenge of the blondes
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them.Q:...
A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel…
A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to...
A man goes to a psychiatrist…
A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatristsuggests they start...
Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in...