Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
Ways to tell someone their fly is open.
20. The cucumber has left the salad.19. I can see the gun of Navarone.18....
Cartwheeling Blondes
What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?A blonde doing cartwheels!
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
The Big Jump
Q….OK, there’s a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the...
You might be a redneck if…prom
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.
Bee jokes 04
|Q: Why do bees buzz?A: Because they can’t whistle!Q: Can bees fly in the...
Wealthy investors
|A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, “I...
Why did the chicken cross the road? — Sign of our times
Why did the chicken cross the road?BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more...