Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...
Rubbit the Rabbit
A guy goes down south to be a farmer because it’s his life long...
You might be a redneck if…mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state...
Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.
Little Johnny at School.
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall…
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman...
Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
Movie Ratings Explained
G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy...
A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”...
Studied For Five Days
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was...