Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...
Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
Hair Up
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?A: To catch everything that goes over...
An engineer, doctor, and pastor golfing
|A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly...
O.J., Elway, and Modell?
Q: What do John Elway, Art Modell, and O.J. Simpson all have in common?...
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
Old vs. Young!
An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young...
Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
50/50 relationship
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Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...