The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
How do you keep a blond(e) busy?
Part I: How do you keep a blond(e) busy? Give him/her a bag of...
Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a...
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure…
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state,...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
A Senior Citizen
|I am a senior citizen…- I’m the life of the party… even when it...
It Is Woomba
At an international meeting, two surgeons were having an argument. The Indian surgeon was...
Lawyers give irrelevant information
|Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog,...