New chemical warfare
|An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: “Anyone knows the formula...
Humor relating to Iraq
The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics:...
Hilarious Sports Quotes!
New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: “I want...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News V
Good News, Bad News, Worse News V Good: You give the birds and bees...
Too much speeding
|A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...
An insurance company
|Form Feed Insurance form question and answer about a recent accident: Q: Could either...