spitting in the vase
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Top ten things women would do …
TOP TEN things women would do if they woke up and had a penis...
Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
Getting married
Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
Worries while flying
|Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an...
In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?Cause all the Cuban who can swim...