What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Mousework!
|What do mice do when they’re at home?Mousework!
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch…
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of...
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
A wish for Christmas
A wish for Christmas It is around christmas time and santa is sitting in...
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
Bible Bloopers
It is truly astonishing what happens in Bible stories when they are retold by...