Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession…
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession:Man: Father, I...
Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...
Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
Top 10 Bumper Stickers!
1…Constipated People Don’t Give A Crap.2…If You Don’t Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your...
Mysterious picture
After a wonderful night of love making, the young guy rolled over and was...
Why the Lesbian tennis star could not compete in the Dutch Open?
Q. Why couldn’t the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?A. She got...
A very modest lady applied for a job…
A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made...
Women Get…
When a woman gets married, she wants the 3 S’s: sensitivity, sincerity, and sharing....