Lawyer hit by a car
A lawyer’s car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting...
Two men went to the desert for a vacation…
Two men went to the desert for a vacation. They rented a camel and...
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
Constipation Remedy
A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later...
Riddle me this???
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!
Miss Muffet
Little miss muffet… sat on her tuffet… eating her kurds and way.Along came a...
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...
Lick that
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were....
There was this little boy who went in the whore house…
There was this little boy who went in the whore house with adead frog...