Soviet Physician
What does the M.D. after a name of a Soviet emigre physician stand for?Mentally...
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
A little girl was walking along a beach in California…
A little girl was walking along a beach in California whenshe came across a...
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
Michael Jackson and the doctor…
Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Looking into their eyes
|A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
Yo\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’ mama\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s so fat…
Yo’ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...