They where playing for the cup
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A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
Top Twenty Oxymorons
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Measure Intelligence
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If Microsoft made toasters…
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Men have only two faults.
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A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam…
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a...
Call us for assistance
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Course of action
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica,...
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves...