Clinton’s Son
What happened to Chelsea Clinton’s younger brother?Monica swallowed him!
Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Elephant jokes 04
|What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What...
Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he...
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
Possible IBM acronyms
|IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...
Bath Time.
It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath, and young nun, Sister Magdalene...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...